Pansy Division Lyrics

A Song of Remembrance for Old Boyfriends This is a song of remembrance For our old boyfriends But who…
Alpine Skiing I got a brand new dance that I want you…
Anonymous Crowded night, rock and roll bar The band is playing loud…
Anthem We´re here to tell you, ya better make way We´re…
At the Mall At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh) At the mall,…
Average Men I′m sitting in a diner at 3 a.m. Next to a…
Bad Boyfriend I though I'd know what to do You thought I'd know…
Beercan Boy Size don´t matter Well that´s usually true More …
Big Bottom The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' The looser th…
Bill & Ted's Homosexual Adventure Two California valley boys The very best of friends They u…
Boyfriend Wanted Cute drunk boys in gay bars All the trouble they cause They…
Breaking the Law There I was completely wasted, out of work and down. All…
Bunnies I've never been in anything like this before We take off…



C.S.F I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot A fuck bunny, fru…
Can't Make Love "i can't make love to the flaky boys in this…
Cocksucker Club He´s thought about it for a long long time About being…
Cocksucking Faggot I'm a cocksucking faggot, a flaming faggot A fuck bunny, fr…
Coming Clean Seventeen and strung out of confusion Trapped inside a roll …
Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of…
Crabby Day I knew when I first met him That I never would…
Cry for a Shadow I see the tears see the pattern it comes and…
Curvature I´ve got nothing against a man Whose dick is hard stra…
Deep Water So sad now, no way out The bottom of despair…
Denny Denny picked me up, Denny did me He's got a tattoo…
Dick of Death When I met him he was nice enough For a shot…
Don't Be So Sure You keep me at arms length In your quest for perfection Doin…
Expiration Date Hope springs eternal But boys spring infernal Had high hopes…
Fem in a Black Leather Jacket I don't like macho, put it away Doesn't appeal to me,…
Femme Fatale Here he comes You better watch your step He's gonna break yo…
Flower Every time I see your face I get all wet between…
Fluffy City Feel like I landed on another planet Of clones with gym…
Fuck Buddy He's not a lover He's not a one night stand He's someone…
Groovy Underwear Tight briefs on your sexy butt White fabric surrounding your…
He Could Be the One Yesterday I met a guy, The kind I dream about at…
He Whipped My Ass At Tennis I was really not the sort To do it on the…
Headbanger I saw him at the Guitar Center He didn't look like…
Hippy dude He walks through the lower haight With a pouch on one…
Hockey Hair It's such a problem It's got me in despair He's such a…
Homo Christmas You'll probably get sweaters Underwear and socks But what yo…
Homosapien I'm the shy boy You're the coy boy And you know we're…
Horny in the Morning Woke up with a morning woody Could not keep my hands…
I Can't Sleep Wish I could turn on my light And read my Village…
I Really Wanted You I heard you're getting married It seemed inevitable to me Ca…
I'm Gonna Be a Slut The older that I get the less I want to settle…
Jack U Off If you're looking for somewhere to go Can take you to…
Jackson We got married in a fever Hotter than a pepper sprout We…
James Bondage James bondage is a man I know I picked him up…
Kevin Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic Kevin is tall and darkly at…
Kissed If you want to get it on If you want to…
Luck of the Draw Once slept with a black-haired lad Went up his apartment Pre…
luv luv luv So many romantic dreams Are merely bedroom schemes It's s…
Male Model When I was young I never wanted toys Things like that…
Manada Every time I go north of the border Boy after boy…
Negative Queen He thinks he's Oscar Wilde, but he's Paul Lynde Can't say…
New Pleasures My best friend Tired of hearing me moan Said you gotta learn…
No Protection Wow! How cute! What a guy! The kind that makes my mouth…
Not Enough of You to Go Around Well I have to kick back and laugh Recalling stories about…
On Any Other Day There's a house on my street And it looks real neat I'm…
Pee Shy He's a confident man Relaxed and self-assured But there's on…
Pillow Talk I want to steal your pillow Want to hear your pillow…
Political Asshole Politicians passing laws Sink their fangs, sink their claws…
Pretty Boy Sometimes watch you walk the street at midnight Sometimes I …
Rachbottomoff He´s a virgin from behind He´s not as curious as…
Real Men Now it's all changed It's gotta change more I think it's g…
Reciprocate When I have you on my mind I´m always lying on…
Ring of Joy With a mirror in your hand Lay down on your bed Throw…
Rock & Roll Queer Bar Rock rock rock rock rock & roll queer bar Don´t care…
Sidewalk Sale Gay bar at closing time The music stops, up come the…
Smells Like Queer Spirit Against all odds, we appear Grew up brainwashed, But turned …
Strip U Down We've made it into the doorway We've made it up the…
Surrender Your Clothing Summer shorts on a lawn of green Smooth tan legs and…
Sweet Insecurity Now that I, now that I've got What I said, what…
Sweet Pain My leathers fit tight around me My whip is always beside…
The Ache You've settled down into something secure But a gnawing feel…
The Best Revenge Inside a darkened room Come face to face with gloom More s…
The Biggest Lie Your daydream's aren't forever Better get your shit together…
The Cocksucker Club He´s thought about it for a long long time About being…
The Story So Far I met a cute guy in a gallery I looked at…
The Summer You Let Your Hair Grow Down The summer you let your hair grow out Hope hung heavy…
This Is Your Life You had it all arranged How our life would be Problem is,…
Too Many Hoops too many hoops to jump thru for me to try…
Touch My Joe Camel I saw the billboard and thought of you Low hanging balls,…
Trash Are you customized or ready-made? Heavy metal, trick or trea…
Two Way Ass Two way ass Two way ass I've got a two way ass I've…
Untitled Inside a darkened room come face to face with gloom…
Valentine's Day I set the table just right The room is dark except…
Vanilla I'll do you sexual favors But I'm not into those sexual…
Versatile There´s a few straight guys I know They wanna know who…
Wish I'd Taken Pictures Didn't think he'd splip so soon Thought time was on our…
You're Gonna Need Your Friends I left a message for you weeks ago You won't return…